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December 12, 2011

Quartus

Filed under: Meow,poetry — Petros @ 10:56 am


Our fourth-born kitten is Quartus.  I wrote this diddy because of his tendency to bite (to the tune of “What a friend we have in Jesus”):

What a friend we have in Quartus
Rubs his fur against our leg
All he wants is just some Qibble
Yes for that he’ll sqratch and beg.

Are you worqing on a thesis?
Quartus comes and bites our nose.
He won’t stop until he gets some,
If you feed him then he goes.

This is a rhyme in the style of Fezzick

One day Quartus left a little present,
Made the house smell not so pleasant.
Andrew protested he was innocent,
Quartus made his little deposit,
It was smelly like a piece of violet.
It’s aroma filled the room where we sit.

Leah lies longingly lullabying,
As she sits not silently singing
She visits our house and eats girl food.
And stares at the desk where Quartus pooed.

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August 3, 2010

I should probably sue Hallmark!

Filed under: Meow — Petros @ 12:20 pm
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I opened today a Hallmark birthday card from my dad, and one of our cats, a female by the name of Luna Tick, the black Queen of the nether world, who was just spade about a week ago after having kittens (ninja warriors), attacked me.  The Hallmark card had a chime from the Three Caballeros.  Anyone else been attacked by an animal after opening a greeting card?

July 31, 2010

Pleezze help!!

Filed under: Meow — Samwise, Esq. @ 1:01 pm

Hi my name is Samwise, Esquire.

Peter has maid mee an author on hiz blog, and eye am using it as a plee 4 help.  I wrote an e-mail to Tiny Parker, but she seeems powerless to help, as only her Daddy can drive her to us.

Wee (me and Baileykins my sister) are stuck in da topp floor (aka “upper room”) of da house and cannot go enywear, becuz of evil Luna Tic the black Queen who lives in da nether regions of da haus.  Wee haf erected da Grate Wall of China to protect us from da hoard of mongolian ninja warriors, da brood of dat viper evil Luna Tic.  but they some times penetrate the wall into our lasst basstion of safety, r small small territorie wear wee r still permited to breeth and sleep (but no t to eet or pee)

please save us.  We have no foood (I only eet Kibble).

We haf no way two exit da house and doo our business, not even a window.  We have no kitty litter box.  It’s been this way for years.  Please save us.  U r  r last hope.  Peter and Cathy, r staff, r in cahoots wif da mongolian ninja warriors and dar evil mudder.  Wee often sea dem giving aid and comfort to da enemy, even secretly behind our baks weil we r sleeping.

Chow, chow, chow (rembmer to brinng kibbles wen u come).

Here is a picture of Queen Luna’s spawn, Ninja Warriors:

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