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July 31, 2010

Pleezze help!!

Filed under: Meow — Samwise, Esq. @ 1:01 pm

Hi my name is Samwise, Esquire.

Peter has maid mee an author on hiz blog, and eye am using it as a plee 4 help.  I wrote an e-mail to Tiny Parker, but she seeems powerless to help, as only her Daddy can drive her to us.

Wee (me and Baileykins my sister) are stuck in da topp floor (aka “upper room”) of da house and cannot go enywear, becuz of evil Luna Tic the black Queen who lives in da nether regions of da haus.  Wee haf erected da Grate Wall of China to protect us from da hoard of mongolian ninja warriors, da brood of dat viper evil Luna Tic.  but they some times penetrate the wall into our lasst basstion of safety, r small small territorie wear wee r still permited to breeth and sleep (but no t to eet or pee)

please save us.  We have no foood (I only eet Kibble).

We haf no way two exit da house and doo our business, not even a window.  We have no kitty litter box.  It’s been this way for years.  Please save us.  U r  r last hope.  Peter and Cathy, r staff, r in cahoots wif da mongolian ninja warriors and dar evil mudder.  Wee often sea dem giving aid and comfort to da enemy, even secretly behind our baks weil we r sleeping.

Chow, chow, chow (rembmer to brinng kibbles wen u come).

Here is a picture of Queen Luna’s spawn, Ninja Warriors:

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